Little Debbie Diblits-The Adventure Continues...

This story is about the day Debbie took a dumb in the school court yard. It all started when his classmate Greg dared Diblits to eat 40 hot dogs in one sitting. Debbie never backs down from a challenge. Anyhoo, Debbie gave the best effort he could and ate 27 hot dogs. That is the exact moment Diblits lost control of all his bodily functions. He tried to ask Greg for help, but all that came out of his mouth was mustard. Debbie stood up, put his arms together and started to dance by throwing his legs out into the air singing "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY". You see, something in his brain snapped. He went right up to Sally Jones and said straight up "You're a fucking asshole Ms. Sally Jones" Thats when the rest of the students heard it, the most god awful sound. The sound of shit. Debbie stumbled out the doors into the court yard. "Help meeeeeeeeeeee". He pinched one single loaf directly on the picnic table and then he called it a day.

Accidental Creations: Eggnog

As a sipped on a mug of delicious eggnog, I began to wonder how the hell humans could create this. This ancient story of how eggnog came to be has been passed down from generations to generations becoming a LEGEND. It all started in 1995. A man named Ted Jenkins was drinking his milk before he ate breakfast. Ted's next actions would be his last...for some fucked up reason, Ted thought it would be a delight to add nutmeg to his scrambled eggs. Ted climbed onto the stove to fetch the nutmeg. All of a sudden, Ted cut the most massive fart in the history of mankind. The gas spread to the open flame cause a violent explosion. Ted was incinerated into a fine powder. However, the ingredients from his breakfast combined neatly into a test tube, thus creating the fantastic beverage known as eggnog. Add a little rum and you got yourself a party.

Brian5or6:The Return

It's official, i'm back on the air! Where have I been for so long? WELL WHERE DO I BEGIN!?! In July, I hitchhiked to Atlanta to try out for the Thrashers. After about 3 months, I finally got there. As soon as I entered, this strange silence fell over me...no one was around. And then I heard the sound of drums, it started getting so loud I SCREAMED. Then what happened next was so sickening it would make the brains come out the back of your skull....Over the horizon, I saw a dark shadow coming towards me. As it got closer I realized it was a pack of wild dogs and they were starving. All I saw was teeth and the sound of death. When I woke up I no longer had a human face. Still, I didn't let those ASSHOLE DOGS.....ruin my dream of playing in the NHL. Heres where the story gets fucked! Turns out I wasn't even in Atlanta. I hadn't even left home yet. The moral of the story is...I'm back. I love you all.

Little Debbie Diblits- My experience at the NHL draft

Where do I start?? I saw a man, whose eyes pierced my heart. He was a hockey player named Debbie Diblits. He did not get picked, and you know what he did? He took a dump on the podium, in front of other kids. Shameless son of a bitch...He then stripped to nothing except his t-shirt, and began to moonwalk across the stage. But that is the tame part, what he did next will be talked about for generations upon generations. People will be saying "That one single event changed the face of hockey and life forever". Once Debbie had finished his moonwalk, he sat down, and to everyones surprise...HE GOT DRAFTED!! Also, the draft provided awesome snacks.

Drama Thoughts

If my ceiling were to collapse, my life would take a drastic turn for the worse. Think about it, everything would be crushed or covered in dust. If it were to land on my legs, chances are , they would have to be surgically removed for life. But what if they gave me robot legs. I would be a cyborg and I would then get recruited by the CIA to track down crazy people. The reason they would chose me is because my computer legs can run faster than them, thus allowing me to catch them. I love future. But what if my legs eventually turned on me. They would detach themselves, throw me in a ditch, and then would launch every nuke in the world and blow it to dust...ROOF COLLAPSE DUST...OH SWEET LOVE...

Drama Thoughts

We all know water is white...when it is in a glass. Water is blue, when it is in a ocean. But, ocean water turns black at night. Also, water is also blue when it is in the form of Gatoraid Wild Berry...which is delicious.

Everyone knows hot dogs are made from cows and/or pigs. But is Kraft Dinner made from real cheese?? Fake cheese is the deadliest of all.

And last, but not least. Are reading poems good for your brain?? YES, because they sometimes sound nice, which makes me happy for hours..or even weeks.

Love Brian