Accidental Creations: Eggnog

As a sipped on a mug of delicious eggnog, I began to wonder how the hell humans could create this. This ancient story of how eggnog came to be has been passed down from generations to generations becoming a LEGEND. It all started in 1995. A man named Ted Jenkins was drinking his milk before he ate breakfast. Ted's next actions would be his last...for some fucked up reason, Ted thought it would be a delight to add nutmeg to his scrambled eggs. Ted climbed onto the stove to fetch the nutmeg. All of a sudden, Ted cut the most massive fart in the history of mankind. The gas spread to the open flame cause a violent explosion. Ted was incinerated into a fine powder. However, the ingredients from his breakfast combined neatly into a test tube, thus creating the fantastic beverage known as eggnog. Add a little rum and you got yourself a party.