My thoughts on Hockey

1) Why does my mom turn off the game at 8 pm? Is there still a game on after? Who knows
2) When stick on the puck, why do the player wink at the players? Strange mystery
3) Pot belly? Not hockey players
4) When I was a little man, I played hockey and guess what? I told the coach to FUCK OFF.
5) The record for JoS lOUISE CONSuption is one, cause they suck compared to HALF MOONS