Rookie Camp-Debbie Diblits

Debbie arrived 3 hours late for his first practice. As the other guys were leaving the ice, Debbie stepped on the ice and said "Eat shit Mahoney", who is the coach. The biggest brawl known to mankind happened next. After an amazing beating at the hands of Mahoney, Debbie stumbled into the locker room. "Good game dudes" was all he said. From there it got ugly. Some a-hole jumped kicked Debbie in his face leaving his right ear paralyzed for life. Boys will be boys I guess. They all quickly made up and did a perfect rendition of the Thriller dance together. Holy ape fuck, Debbie is a wild guy. RIP Michael Jackson and eat shit Mahoney.