Saturday, August 22, 2009

Different flavours of farts

1) Ketchup and mustard: the best smelling fart, it reminds me of camping
2) Pizza and Wings: sometimes we get lucky and our movements smell like this
3) Pure Shit: feels comfortable, like home
4) Cotten Candy: just kidding, its impossible
5) Straight vodka: when really drunk and shit through the eye of a needle.

Listen, this is just my opinion

1 comment:

SCSF said...

Keep tellin' it like it is, Brian!