Little Debbie Diblits- My experience at the NHL draft

Where do I start?? I saw a man, whose eyes pierced my heart. He was a hockey player named Debbie Diblits. He did not get picked, and you know what he did? He took a dump on the podium, in front of other kids. Shameless son of a bitch...He then stripped to nothing except his t-shirt, and began to moonwalk across the stage. But that is the tame part, what he did next will be talked about for generations upon generations. People will be saying "That one single event changed the face of hockey and life forever". Once Debbie had finished his moonwalk, he sat down, and to everyones surprise...HE GOT DRAFTED!! Also, the draft provided awesome snacks.